*hears child crying* *takes birth control*
“Be careful who you vent to.”
– Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via itsthelesbiana)
how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce
what's the x files?
I get really nervous using my cool stickers for things like what if I need this sticker later I won’t have it what will I do then
Chrys Watches GoT [x]